Suspect: I have a gun
Police officer: So do we!
That's badass
Any crime involving a child you should not be allowed to be bonded out or literally anything. They need to sit their a** in jail and await their trial.
So I need to breakdown the "Friend Code" for some of you, because clearly there's too many girls going missing or getting killed.
This is how we "Old Schoolers" roll.
•Code 1: " We leave together... We stay together.... We come back together. NO you’re not leaving with some RANDOM dude & NO I'm not leaving you at the party by yourself!
• Code 2 " Both of us can't be sh*t face drunk (neither of you should) , at least one person needs to be alert & aware of our surroundings!
•Code 3 " If you got to go to the bathroom or outside ." WE ARE ALL GOING TO THE DAMN BATHROOM AND OUTSIDE!!" Period!
•Code 4 " We don't accept drinks from strangers unless we're at the bar and watch the bartender pour".
• Code 5 " if I feel like you’re too drunk to function , we are leaving the party early". (We'll fuss about you messing up the night later)
• Code 6 " if you just so happen to go missing. I will give you a maximum of 15-30 mins to show up before I Shut the place down and we ALL are going to be looking for your ass!!! FOR REAL!!! Everybody else can call the police cause I ain't going home without you!
• Code 7 "If you're fighting it better be one on one, otherwise we are all fighting" (Hopefully this ain't jumpin off cause we are too classy and ladies)
• Code 8 and the golden rule, "The drop off person checks in or everyone who drove checks in when getting home" If we don't hear from you, we are coming to ya house
Because these generations got the Friend Code messed up! ! This is how we were raised...
"Where's the money being spent? Right? Let's go into that for just a second.
$520 million for a consultant on the environment. It's called Environmental, Social, and Governance investments in Africa and mobilized private sector resources.
$520 million? Somebody got $520 million for an environmental...sounds like an environmental study.
I've always been one that paid a lot of money for my environmental studies but they, you know, I paid like $50,000, not $520 million.
$520 million for ESG.
$25 million to promote biodiversity conservation and promote licit livelihoods by developing socially responsible behavior in the country of Colombia.
Well, it's nice, $25 million to go into Colombia for something that nobody ever heard of.
$40 million to improve the social and economic inclusion of sedentary migrants.
$42 million for Johns Hopkins—great place to research and drive social and behavior change in Uganda.
$42 million? What about us? What about social change in our country?
$70 million for a center at Purdue to research university-sourced evidence-based solutions to developmental challenges.
I mean, these are massive numbers on things that nobody ever heard about.
$10 million for Mozambique voluntary medical male circumcisions.
$10 million for circumcisions in another country.
$9.7 million for UC Berkeley to develop a cohort of Cambodian youth with enterprise-driven skills.
In other words, let's teach them something about enterprise.
What about our people? Can't we teach them about enterprise?
$2.3 million for strengthening independent voices in Cambodia.
$32 million to the Prague Civil Society Center, which is a very liberal group of people.
Wonder how much of that money came back to the people that approved it.
$14 million for improving public procurement in Serbia.
$486 million to the Consortium for Elections and Political Process Strengthening, including $22 million for inclusive and participatory political process in Moldova and $21 million for voter turnout in India.
Well, why are we giving $21 million to India?
They got a lot of money there—they're one of the highest taxing countries in the world in terms of us.
We can hardly get in there because their tariffs are so high.
I have a lot of respect for India.
I have a lot of respect for the Prime Minister—he just left, as you know, two days ago.
But we're giving $21 million for voter turnout?
It's voter turnout in India.
What about like voter turnout here?
We've done that, I guess.
We did $500 million, didn't we?
It's called the lockboxes.
$20 million for fiscal federalism in Nepal.
Listen to these numbers—this is all fraud.
$19 million for biodiversity conservation in Nepal.
$1.5 million for voter confidence—we want to give them confidence in Liberia.
$14 million for social cohesion in Mali.
$2.5 million for inclusive democracies in South Africa.
$47 million for improving learning outcomes in Asia.
Asia's doing very well.
They're doing a lot better than we do in the schools, aren't they?
$2 million to develop sustainable recycling models to increase socio-economic cohesion among marginalized communities in Kosovo and Eskişehir and in Egypt.
We're talking about hundreds of billions of dollars.