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Tuesday, December 24, 2013

" YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID ! "

  1. After stopping for Drinks at an Illegal Bar, a Zimbabwean Bus Driver found that the 20 Mental Patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The Deception Wasn’t Discovered for 3 Days.
  2. A Man Walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a Gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the Cash from the Clerk and Fled, leaving the $20 Bill on the Counter. The total amount of Cash he got from the Drawer… $15. 
  3. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some Beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a Cinder Block through a Liquor Store Window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The Cinder Block Bounced Back and hit the would-be thief on the Head, Knocking Him Unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on Videotape.
  4. As a Female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a Detailed Description of the Purse Snatcher. Within minutes, the Police Apprehended the Snatcher. They put him in the Car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that’s her. That’s the lady I stole the purse from.”
  5. The Ann Arbor News Crime Column reported that a Man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The Clerk turned him down because he said he Couldn’t open the Cash Register without a Food Order. When the man ordered Onion Rings, the Clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast… The Frustrated Gunman Walked Away.
  6. When a Man Attempted to Siphon Gasoline from a Motor Home Parked on a Seattle street by Sucking on a Hose, he got much more than he Bargained For. When Police arrived at the Scene to find a Very Sick Man curled up next to a motor home near Spilled Sewage. A Police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to Steal Gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home’s Sewage Tank by Mistake. The Owner of the Vehicle Declined to Press Charges saying that it was the Best Laugh he’d ever had and the Perp had been Punished Enough ! 
     LMBO

Friday, December 20, 2013

This Is What Phil Robertson Was Talking About : Roman's 1 : 26 - 32 ....... Amen


  • Betty Seipel Cutcher God is in control, but most of the time He uses His people. We need to stand up with the Robertson's on this!!!!
  • Betty Seipel Cutcher Marshall Harbinson IV you are severely confused. Obviously you've never read the Bible. You just heard someone talk about the "Golden Rule".....what Phil said was totally in agreement with the Bible, which is God's Word. He didn't break any rules, and he never said a hateful word. He just stated facts that are in the Bible. Here is one place where God tells us just what Phil said:Romans 1:26-32 Romans 1:26-32 (Living Bible)

    26 "That is why God let go of them and let them do all these evil things, so that even their women turned against God’s natural plan for them and indulged in sex sin with each other. 27 And the men, instead of having normal sex relationships with women, burned with lust for each other, men doing shameful things with other men and, as a result, getting paid within their own souls with the penalty they so richly deserved.

    28 So it was that when they gave God up and would not even acknowledge him, God gave them up to doing everything their evil minds could think of. 29 Their lives became full of every kind of wickedness and sin, of greed and hate, envy, murder, fighting, lying, bitterness, and gossip.

    30 They were backbiters, haters of God, insolent, proud, braggarts, always thinking of new ways of sinning and continually being disobedient to their parents. 31 They tried to misunderstand,[a] broke their promises, and were heartless—without pity. 32 They were fully aware of God’s death penalty for these crimes, yet they went right ahead and did them anyway and encouraged others to do them, too" ***********************************Now, what Oprah said (that all white people should die)...now THAT was against the Golden Rule!!!!!
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  •  ( WHY ISN'T OPRAH BEING CALLED A BIGOT AND A RACIST  ?? WHITE PEOPLE SHOULD DIE ?! WHAT A                             HATEFUL WOMAN.  DOUBLE STANDARDS ...  )

  • Betty Seipel Cutcher Romans 1:26-32 (Living Bible)

    Living Bible (TLB)

    26" That is why God let go of them and let them do all these evil things, so that even their women turned against God’s natural plan for them and indulged in sex sin with each other. 27 And the men, instead of having normal sex relationships with women, burned with lust for each other, men doing shameful things with other men and, as a result, getting paid within their own souls with the penalty they so richly deserved.

    28 So it was that when they gave God up and would not even acknowledge him, God gave them up to doing everything their evil minds could think of. 29 Their lives became full of every kind of wickedness and sin, of greed and hate, envy, murder, fighting, lying, bitterness, and gossip.

    30 They were backbiters, haters of God, insolent, proud, braggarts, always thinking of new ways of sinning and continually being disobedient to their parents. 31 They tried to misunderstand,[a] broke their promises, and were heartless—without pity. 32 They were fully aware of God’s death penalty for these crimes, yet they went right ahead and did them anyway and encouraged others to do them, too"

HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY !!


An official statement by the Robertson family was just released:

"We want to thank all of you for your prayers and support. The family has spent much time in prayer since learning of A&E's decision. We want you to know that first and foremost we are a family rooted in our faith in God and our belief that the Bible is His word. While some of Phil’s unfiltered comments to the reporter were coarse, his beliefs are grounded in the teachings of the Bible. Phil is a Godly man who follows what the Bible says are the greatest commandments: 'Love the Lord your God with all your heart' and 'Love your neighbor as yourself.' Phil would never incite or encourage hate.We are disappointed that Phil has been placed on hiatus for expressing his faith, which is his constitutionally protected right.We have had a successful working relationship with A&E but, as a family, we cannot imagine the show going forward without our patriarch at the helm. We are in discussions with A&E to see what that means for the future of Duck Dynasty. Again, thank you for your continued support of our family."
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